I guess I'm going to hell

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 02-Mar-2006 14:57:35

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates,
they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary
lives
that
the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you
wish to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just
doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
Peter.

He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
says......

"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
1,400 men in 6 months."

If you laughed, you are going straight to hell!!!

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 02-Mar-2006 22:29:41

Hahaha. I guess I'm going to hell too.

Post 3 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Friday, 03-Mar-2006 0:19:49

lmao! I'll meet yall there!

Post 4 by yellowcat (Zone BBS Addict) on Friday, 03-Mar-2006 10:56:10

Yup - there is a hot rock with my name on it already LOL

Post 5 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 03-Mar-2006 11:43:04

i'd better add my name to this growing list of hell goers ... bring it on beelzebub

Post 6 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 03-Mar-2006 16:35:36

yep, I might as well ad myself. Next stop, hell!

Post 7 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Sunday, 05-Mar-2006 10:22:40

I laughed, hell for me too, mmmm, can I be extra crispy? Lol.

Post 8 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 06-Mar-2006 20:31:18

I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with me? hahaha

Post 9 by poet (The premium poet) on Monday, 06-Mar-2006 20:38:39

i am

Post 10 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 06-Mar-2006 23:45:22

half the bloody zone judging by the looks of things cala! lol

Post 11 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 11-Mar-2006 11:24:04

i know right?

Post 12 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Sunday, 12-Mar-2006 18:04:09

Ok, I'll drive the bus. Ok, everybody, if you would all please look to your right, you'll see Heaven, where you will all not be going, if you look streight down you will see our final destination. If any of you want one last fling before being made to resemble KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken, extra crispy, we will be making stops in Paris, London, Vagus, Rome, New York, and the tropics before we reach our final stop. Thank you for riding the life line bus, and have a hot rest of your life.

Post 13 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 12-Mar-2006 20:30:21

hell naw hell here i come.

Post 14 by mysticrain (Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature.) on Monday, 13-Mar-2006 11:00:34

I'm goin' to hell, in a handbasket!!!! rofl

Post 15 by de chipmunk (I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter) on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2006 22:28:12

im going to hell drunk off my ass! lol

Post 16 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Thursday, 16-Mar-2006 21:48:29

lmao! All fuck it add me to the list of hell goers.

Post 17 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 18:39:51

I hope there's room for one more cause I'm well on the way.

Post 18 by Nage (Your father's friend's daughter's roommate's niece) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 19:36:18

If a zoner's driving the bus, I'm afraid we'll never get there, but, here I come, wherever we're going!